Christina Maki

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Well, it looks like Michael Vick–NFL Quarterback, Dog Abuser, and All-Around Douchebag–is going to be allowed back on the field this season, thanks to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.
In case you’ve been living in a cave for two years and you have no idea what I’m talking about, allow me to fill you in on the [...]

So… I’ve had a bit of a rough month. You’re probably aware of this already if you’re following me on any of my other social networks, or if you’re lucky enough to know me in real life. (It’s not arrogance; I’m just well aware of my own awesomeness.)
Just in case you’re not up-to-date on my [...]