Christina Maki

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Well, it looks like Michael Vick–NFL Quarterback, Dog Abuser, and All-Around Douchebag–is going to be allowed back on the field this season, thanks to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.
In case you’ve been living in a cave for two years and you have no idea what I’m talking about, allow me to fill you in on the [...]

I’m just going to warn you now that what I’m about to say might come as a surprise, especially coming from a hippie pinko liberal like myself.
BUT, here goes:
I’m really damn tired of hearing about Iran.
First of all, the fact that people are actually surprised that the elections didn’t work out just makes me laugh.
It’s [...]

‘Scuse me, please, but I’m half German, and I certainly don’t plan to name any of my children “Auschwitz Arbeit-Macht-Frei Maki.”